June 2013
Sleeping on my couch again.
Funny how it comes back to this.
if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.
In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.
so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
“I’m not just falling in love with you. I’m falling into you. You’re an ocean, and I’m falling in, drowning in the depths of who you are. Like you said, it’s scary in a way, but it’s also the most amazing thing I’ve ever experienced. You are the most amazing thing I’ve ever experienced.”
—Jasinda Wilder, Falling Into You (via floralgreen)
- Me: oh thats cute
- : *checks price tag*
- Me: no its not
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
go insane go insane throw spaghetti make it rain
babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college
I HAVE CANDY
I will be a mature teenager…..
this is normal….
yup
I am not a mature teenager
Hey it’s the kid with the blueberry cookie and the Jensen Ackles poster
And the silkworm.
less popular olympic events
- putting jeans on after a shower
- asking your parents for money
- opening plastic packaging
- parking
- telling someone you have a crush on them
life rules
- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude
*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history
- me during the whole episode: *yells 'what the fuck'*
- me at the end of the episode: *whispers 'what the fuck'*
I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
her eyes were the colour of
BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?
